WANTED: "Rammu kaka"

"Why 90 % of all household servants are named "Rammu Kaka" , in bollywood movies?"

You might have noticed that every bollywood (i mean every indian) movie starts with the disclosure mentioning it to be a "work of fiction". I cannot agree more to it when i consider our good,old, never tiring - Rammu Kaka.

I really wonder where one can find a Rammu Kaka who does the following things :

1. He is always awake to welcome the hero (no matter how late he comes home), and
2. Super skilled (being an expert gardener and cook - remember "beta , aaj maine tumhari pasand ka khana banaya hai").
3. Normal Rammu kaka morning routine is to wake up before the sun rise and serving morning tea to "badey mallik and mems'aab", to help prepare breakfast, prepare kids for school or office and then walks munna to school incase the driver is busy and bring "tarkari" on his way back home (after the required bhav-tol obviously- RK's are smart creatures) - i mean Rammu kaka's of Indian cinema can put all the robots to shame.
4. You can find the RK's wearing the same "white dhoti and khadar ka chotta kurta" through out the movie , that means from the time hero is born to the point he gets married atleast.
5. In case, the Rammu Kaka's are expelled out of the household , he will just walk away with a small "potli" (no one knows what it contains).
6. Rammu Kakas goes to their respective villages only once in a life-time and that too when someone in their village is very "bimaar". (in other words no holidays)
7. In case, the Mallik faces huge losses and is thrown out of the bunglow by wicked "munim", Rammu Kaka's are the first ones to offer help and shelter.

i appeal to the Ministry of HRD to start "National Schools of Rammu Kaka Training" in capital city of every state so that the middle class can get their fair share of Rammu Kaka's

and a tribute to Mr A.K.Hungle for his potrayel of Rammu Kaka in innumerable movies..

"Rammu kaka.... Rammu Kaka... echo effect.... Rammu Kakaaaa.....)